Fm

Good morning worm your honour

The crown will plainly show

Gb

The prisoner who now stands before you

Fm

Was caught red handed showing feelings

Showing feelings of an almost human nature

C7

This will not do

Call the schoolmaster

Fm

I always said he'd come to no good

In the end your honour

If they'd let me have my way I could

Fmi

Have flayed him into shape

Ab

But my hands were tied

Ao

The bleeding hearts and artists

Eb

Let him get away with murder

Let me hammer him today

Crazy toys in the attic I am crazy, truly gone fishing

Gmi Eb Eo

They must have taken my marbles away

Crazy toys in the attic I am crazy

Call the defendants wife

Fmi

You little shit, you're in it now

F7-9

I hope they throw away the key

You should have talked to me more often

Fmi

Than you did, but no you had to

Go your own way. Have you broken any

Homes up lately?

Db

"Just five minutes Worm your honour

Him and me alone"

Babe

Come to mother baby let me hold you

In my arms

Ab Ao

M'lud I never wanted him to get in any trouble

Why'd he ever have to leave me

Worm your honour let me take him home

Crazy over the rainbow I am crazy

Gm

Bars in the window

Eb Eo

There must have been a door there in the wall

When I came in

Crazy over the rainbow I am crazy

Fm

The evidence before the court is

Bmi

Incontravertable, there's no need for

The jury to retire

Fm

In all my years of judging

I have never heard before of

Bmi

Someone more deserving

The full penalty of law

Fmi

The way you made them suffer

Your exquisite wife and mother

Bmi

Fills me with the urge to defecate

Fmi

Since, my friend, you have revealed your

Deepest fear

Bmi

I sentence you to be exposed before

Your peers.

Fmi Bmi

Tear down the wall.