You call yourself a Lois Lane, and you're in pain, and I'm insane

You don't want my help, you don't need my help

I watch you fall down from the sky, I'll just sigh

Who is gonna save you

Yeah I've heard the talk

Superman can't walk

Who is gonna save you, when your Superman can't walk

I saw him just the other day, in physical therapy

Sitting in a wheelchair, you know I had to stare

And all your friends they think I'm sick, they think that I'm insensitive

They don't like the fun I'm poking, don't they know I'm only joking

Yeah I've heard the talk

Superman can't walk

Who is gonna save you, when your Superman can't walk

Call me what you will....I'm Dr. Evil

Call me what you want, but Superman can't walk

And all your friends they think I'm sick, they think that I'm insensitive

They don't like the fun I'm poking, don't they know I'm only joking

Yeah I've heard the talk

Superman can't walk

Who is gonna save you, when your Superman can't walk