[Man:] "Ready?"

[Sue:] "Alright!"

[Chorus:] "Happy Birthday to Charles, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Charles..."

[Sue:] "Play that weird minor chord..."

[Chorus:] "Happy birthday to you..."

[Sue:] "Play that minor chord!"

[Charles & Chorus:] "How old are you, How old are you"

[Charles:] "Fifty-four, motherfucker"

[Chorus:] ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-

[Sue:] "Fifty-three"

[Charles Singing:] "How old are you?"

[Sue:] "Fifty-three Charles!"

[Charles:] "Fifty-four!"

[Sue:] "Fifty-three"

[Swede:] "How old are you now - tell me honestly..."

[Sue:] "Fifty-three! He was born in 1922"

[Swede:] "1922.."