Some guys are good at talking to girls

Some guys have all the money in the world

Some guys wear fancy shoes and pants

I'm not one of those guys,

but baby, I can dance

(dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)

I can dance

(dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)

I can dance

(dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)

I can dance

(dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)

Uh uh, ah ah

Uh uh, ah ah

Some guys have friends and they do high-fives

Some guys have parents that are still alive

Some guys don't sit when they pee, they stand

I'm not one of those guys,

but baby, I can dance

(dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)

I can dance

(dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)

I can dance

(dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)

I can dance

(dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)

Everybody, let's count to ten

One

All you've got to do is watch me dance

Two

Keep watching me dance

Three

(Um, uh, hm)

Four

"Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't actually have lyrics

for this part. I kinda got carried away, I thought

that we should do a counting thing, but, uh.

That's my bad. Sorry guys, sorry 'bout that.

Can we just maybe cut back to the cho—"

(dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)

I can dance

(dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)

I can dance

(dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)

Uh uh, ah ah

Uh uh, ah ah

Some guys have money that they've invested

Some guys were never molested

I was though, and, but, em...

You've got to stop touching the children

You've got to stop touching the children

Catholic church, we're looking at your direction

You've got to stop touching the children

We're not pointing fingers but, damn, your track record

is bad and getting worse

You've got to stop touching the children

'Vatican' more like 'Old-man-touching-childr-i-can'

Uh uh, ah ah

Uh uh, ah aaaaah