Take your aftershave, take your rings

Take your clothes, just take all of your things

Move your flash car, it's wasting my space

Now take yourself and get out of my place

You think I'm crazy, well hell I may be

Boy you're not welcome here

But if I'm crazy you made me crazy

So boy you're not welcome here

Don't like problems, I don't like stress

Don't like to argue, like tears even less

You think it's clever to play all these games

Well, say goodbye 'cause the rules have just changed

You think I'm crazy, well hell I may be

Boy you're not welcome here

But if I'm crazy you made me crazy

So boy you're not welcome here

I've got brains and a hot body too

I'm not stupid, I leave that to you

Don't think you counted on me being strong

Well, I'm calling time now, you just run along

Not too perceptive, not too perceptive

Boy I'm not that kind of girl

Go find another, sleep with another

Boy I'm not that kind of girl

You think I'm crazy, well hell I may be

Boy you're not welcome here

But if I'm crazy you made me crazy so

Boy you're not welcome here

Not too perceptive, not too perceptive

Boy I'm not that kind of girl

Go find another, sleep with another

Boy I'm not that kind of girl

And if I'm crazy you made me crazy

So boy you're not welcome here