When I woke up this morning

I was feeling mighty good.

My baby understood had to do what she should

Lying near a pile of wood.

Laying it on some,

Playing with it some

When I, I woke up with wood.

I was lying there thinking 'bout basketball

Trying not to lose my mind

My baby came to help and I let out a yell,

She grabbed me from behind.

Laying on it some,

Playing with it some

When I, I woke up with wood.

Beauty queens fall in trances,

Debutantes lose their furs.

But it felt so good from where they stood,

They were working on a pile of wood.

Laying on it some,

Playing with it some

When I, I woke up with wood.