I've found something

No one else is looking for

I've found something

That there's no use for

And] what's more

I'm keeping it to myself

I'm leaning over backwards

Shoulders pressed to the floor

I'm leaning over backwards

Shoulders pressed to the door

Two falls or one submission

Or a single K.O.

Two falls or one submission

Or a single K.O.

But what's one submission

Amongst friends?