There's a threat in the world today

A threat to our way of living, a threat to our society

And maybe even a threat to our very existence

And what is this threat? The Westside Connection

An organization made up of highly motivated

Extremely aggressive gangstas turned businessmen

With one single objective, world domination

Or in their words, creating a world wide Westside

Vowing to make every man, woman and child bow down to the W

A hand sign used by their members to show affiliation

We have confirmed reports that W's have been appearing on

Various monuments and historical landmarks throughout the world

And also talks of Mount Rushmore being renamed as Mount Westmore

With America's forefathers being replaced by

The Westside Connection forefathers

Ice Cube, WC and Mack 10

A.K.A., The Gangsta, The Killa and The Dope Dealer

When confronted with these allegations

They released a statement saying

"Bitch, you know the side, world motherfucking wide"