I took my woman down to the local depot

From there to anywhere if you want to you can go

I said now pretty mamma I've had myself enough

Of your fussing and your fighting and it's sure gonna get rough

I got the train sittin' waitin'

Leaving right on time

So if you want to go, better get aboard

But you be the one to make up your mind

I've tried to love you woman every way I know how

But you keep on a naggin' and I've had it starting now

If you don't like the way you're living you know what you can do

Said the trains sitting there it's a big black choo-choo

I got the train sittin' waitin'

Leaving right on time

So if you want to go, get yourself aboard

But you be the one to make up your mind

Well, I looked up at the schedule and it said nine thirteen

The central is a leaving all the lights are turning green

The whistle is a blowin' here's your ticket and your pass

The door is open wide so don't let your coat tail drag

I got the train sittin' waitin'

Leaving right on time

So if you want to go, get yourself aboard

But you be the one to make up your mind