D.I.E.T.

D.I.E.T. yeah!

You eat all the time

You sleep with Twinkies on your mind

And candy driving you insane

Food's on your brain

Ice cream by the pound

You're hiding junk food all around

Your belly grows more every day

Health's on its way

Diet,

You'll feel better if you try it

Don't you know you better diet

Or you're gonna have to pay!

So diet,

You'll feel better if you try it

Don't you know you gotta diet?

Or you're gonna roll away!

Shoplift by the bowl

You know you're losing more control

You've got a junk food misery

But you can't see

Get it back in hand

You've got the power to command

You've got to coat your appetite

Put up it by

Diet (yes, diet)

You'll feel better if you try it (you gotta try it baby!)

Don't you know you better diet?

Or you're gonna have to pay! (you can do it!)

(why don't you?) So diet (you got to see it through!)

You'll feel better if you try it (you'll see a brand new you!)

Don't you know you gotta diet (do what you got to do!)

Or you're gonna roll away!

(Alright everybody, down on your stomachs, 20 push-ups, 200 sit-ups, get the sweat out, get the lead out, let's see ya! Lose those pounds and fatties!)

D I E T, diet!

Diet (don't you hear what I gotta say)

You'll feel better if you try it (you can't afford to let it go another day)

Don't you know you better diet (gotta love your body!)

Or you're gonna have to pay! (you can do it!)

(why don't you?) Diet (it's not a hard thing to do)

You'll feel better if you try it (you'll see a brand new you!)

Don't you know you gotta diet (you got to see it through!)

Or you're gonna roll away! (you can do it!)

(why don't you?) Diet (don't you hear what I gotta say)

You'll feel better if you try it (you can't afford to let it go another day)

Don't you know you better diet (you got to love your body!)

Or you're gonna have to pay! (you can do it!)

(why don't you?) Diet (it's not a hard thing to do!)

You'll feel better if you try it (you'll see a brand new you!)

Don't you know you gotta diet (first you got to see it through!)

Or you're gonna roll away!

D.I.E.T.

D.I.E.T.

D.I.E.T.

Diet!