Had it all figured out - the story

Had groupies in your bed

Had the studio booked for recordings

And the video in your head

Wow - you're so damn incredible

Wow - each move is a strike

Wow - you're so irresistible

Go - get a life!

This is your show

You're playing all by yourself

All on your own -

No one is listening

Except for your neighbours

And they really hate

The music you play

Cause you're part of the band

That never existed!

Sent the cd`s to all the agents

But there was nothing to hear

Booked a limo for the red carpet

But the doorman said - "no"!

This is your show

You're playing all by yourself

All on your own -

No one is listening

Except for your neighbours

And they really hate

The music you play

Cause you're part of the band

That never existed!

Wow - you're dreaming your life away

Wow - you're missing the glow

Wow - you're not irresistible

Go - go get a life!

This is your show

You're playing all by yourself

All on your own -

No one is listening!

Except for your neighbours

And they really hate

The music you play

Cause you're part of the band

That never existed!

The band that never existed!