Do you remember the days of yore?

Horror films filled with gore

That's when we'd scream and shout

That's when the ghosts came out!

Little Spanky learned his game

His tale puts all to shame

On that fateful Halloween night!

Yeah, he... pulled some pranks

Was mean to those he should thank

I think it's time he got his due!

Close my eyes, count to three

Maybe then, they will see

That there really is no need

...To make a meal of me

Up from their graves they rose

Old bones and tattered clothes

Now, they'll show what they can do!

Run, Spanky! There he goes!

Too late, nobody knows

What's come of him ever since!

Close my eyes, count to three

Maybe then, they will see

That there really is no need

...To make a meal of me...

Well kids, what did we learn?

Spanky got what he deserved

On that cold, dark, evil night!

So be good to those you should thank

And beware of those who hate

Or the next time it'll be YOU!

Close my eyes, count to three

Maybe then, they will see

That there really is no need...