Well I hung on to Mary's stump

I danced with a soldier's glee

With a rum soaked crook

And a big fat laugh

I spent my last dollar on thee

I saw Bill Bones, gave him a yell

Kehoe spiked the nog

With a chain link fence

And a scrap iron jaw

Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring hog

Spider rolled in from

Hollister Burn

With a one-eyed stolen Mare

Donned himself with chicken fat

Sawin on a jaw bone violin there

Kathleen was sittin down

In little reds recovery room

In her criminal underwear bra

I was naked to the waist

With my fierce black hound

And I'm cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road

Fill it with madrone and bay

Stinks like hell

And the neighbors complain

Don't give a hoot what they say

Slap that hog

Gotta roll em over twice

Baste him with a sweeping broom

You gotta swat them flies

And chain up the dogs

Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs

Old brown Betty with a yellow wig

Tain't the mince meat filagree

And it ain't the turkey neck stew

And it ain't them bruleed

Okra seeds though she

Made them especially for you

Worse won a prize for her

Bottom black pie

The beans got to thrown to the dogs

Jaheseus Christ I can always

Make room when they're

Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog