[Guy:] Do you love me baby?

[Girl:] Yes

[Guy:] Well how much do you love me?

[Girl:] A whole bunch

[Guy:] Well how much is a whole bunch?

[Girl:] Well I don't know

[Guy:] This much?

[ SLAP ]

Don't say sorry

or call her baby

and if she wants to go out

say, "Maybe"

Never let her get the upper hand

A woman can't respect a weak man

And if she talks back

You just have to slap her down

Give her that slap of love

It will keep her coming around

So she ran out?

Let her pout!

She just went down to the store

You know she'll have an apology and a Sixer

when she comes through that door

She loves that stinging pain

And she knows you'll have to do it again

And if she talks back

You just have to slap her down

Give her that slap of love

It will keep her coming around

Don't feel sorry

That's a mistake

The biggest one you'll ever make

I wouldn't trust her

as far as I could throw her

You might love her

but you don't know her

Show her your love with a slap

You know that she will come back

Now your looking at the rings on your hand

And your feeling like a hell of a man

The woman now knows her place

I can see it in her rosy face

And if she talks back

You just have to slap her down

Give her that slap of love

It will keep her coming around

Show her your love with a slap