I left the North

I travelled South

I found a tiny house

And I can't help the way I feel

Oh yes, you can kick me

And you can punch me

And you can break my face

But you won't change the way I feel

'Cause I love you

Oh...

And is it really so strange?

Oh, is it really so strange?

Oh, is it really so, really so strange?

I say NO, you say YES

(and you will change your mind)

I left the South

I travelled North

I got confused - I killed a horse

I can't help the way I feel

Oh yes, you can punch me

And you can butt me

And you can break my spine

But you won't change the way I feel

'Cause I love you

Oh...

And is it really so strange?

Oh, is it really so strange?

Oh, is it really so, really so strange?

I say NO, you say YES

(But you will change your mind)

I left the North again

I travelled South again

And I got confused - I killed a nun

I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I FEEL

I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I FEEL

I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I FEEL

(I lost my bag in Newport Pagnell)

Why is the last mile the hardest mile?

My throat was dry, with the sun in my eyes

And I realised, I realised

I could never

I could never, never, never, go back home again