Well, I'm going to the corner

Going to buy a diamond ring

Going to buy a sliver parrot

And another big thing

Put them in gold sack

And send them to your house

Then I'm gonna catch a bus

And buy myself a whore

You gotta tell me

Yeah you gotta tell me

You gotta tell me baby

What's wrong with you

I'm gonna buy a charismatic

Electric, shiny business man

Take the treasures of the world

And put them in a can

I'll do the Watusi

The shimmy shag too

I'll do anything that you tell me too

You gotta tell me

Yeah you gotta tell me

You gotta tell me baby

What's wrong with you

I'm gonna travel 'round the world

Going to live in a tent

Foam at the mouth

Start a government

I'll do everything

That a manly man can

If that don't get you going

Then too bad

I'll dress up like a nun

And do the nappy man dance

I'll get myself some voodoo

And put me in a trance

Take every herb and spice

And put them in a pot

Baby then I want to show everything I got

You gotta tell me

Yeah you gotta tell me

You gotta tell me baby

What's wrong with you