Normal as the next guy

I'm normal as the next guy

What makes you think I'm not huh

I eat a balanced breakfast in the morning

I drive a late model american car

And when I come home

I come home from work

How 'bout that weather eh

Interesting tornadic activity

And who are you to say

What is normal and what is not

'Cause I'm normal

Normal as the next guy

I'm normal

I'm normal

Normal as the next guy

Alright

I'm normal as walter cronkite

I'm normal as ghandi

I'm normal as idi amin

I'm normal as eydie gorme

And when I come home

I come home from work

I'm as normal as the wright brothers

I'm as normal as dr. joyce brothers

And who are you to say

What is normal and what is not

'Cause I'm normal

Normal as the next guy

I'm normal

I'm normal

Normal as the next guy

I'm normal as the next guy

I'm as normal as betty crocker

I'm as normal as jarvis cocker

I'm as normal as chris rock

I'm as normal as jacques chirac

I'm normal as jacques villeneuve

I'm normal as jacquille o'neil

I'm as normal as eugene o'neill

I'm as normal as white bread

I'm as normal as fred astaire

I'm as normal as fred flintstone

Wilma let me in Wilma

Dino get back here sammy frank

I'm one standard deviation of the mean

I'm normal as the next guy

Normal as the next guy