It’s getting late and you feel so lonely

Your buddy’s waiting in the hallway

In your room you’re going crazy

Leather pants or fishnet stockings

You say you like the band

Just right between your legs

Here once again into the night

With a stranger by your side

Juicy as a cherry, nasty fairy

Dirty Dark Diane

As you roll up and reach the doorway

You look around, you have no money

You want to join, you know how to get in

You’ll pay the bouncer in the toilet

They call you backstage queen

You’re just seventeen!

Here once again into the night

With a stranger by your side

Juicy as a cherry, nasty fairy

Dirty Dark Diane

Only likes long haired men

She’s a suicide girl

Tell you dirty stories, dirty bullshit

Smart as a donkey

Dirty Dark, Dirty Dark Diane