You won't find me in your handbook of heroes

You won't see me in your hall of fame

All the girls they come around

And remove the mystery, oh

Do you get the picture?

I can get embarrassed too, you know

I would be your perfect host

I would vaseline my teeth for you

I'd be counting on a brave exhibition

I am a zoo if only

You would kiss me just like you used to

Then I might take a chance too

My doctor is I'll

My teacher's gone on holidays

Looks like I'm on my own

I'm so scared to be alone with you

Do you get the picture?

I can get sorta nervous too, you know

All the girls they come around

And take off their mystery, oh no

I'd be counting on a brave exhibition

I am a zoo if only

You would kiss me just like you used to

Then I might take a chance too, on you

I'd be counting on a brave exhibition

I am a zoo if only

You would kiss me just like you used to

Then I might take a chance too, on you