There is a girl she is brand new

So shiny vinyl-y

so finally we know what to do

And she is toxic what I hear

And just like plasticine

I want to squish her

Because she's perfect

She's plastic

She's perfectly plastic

Everybody wants to kiss her

Perfect plastic lips

They said to get away

But I can't give her the slip

It makes me wonder if this world is plastic

A-woah-woah you're really artificial

It makes me wonder if you might think

That I may be artificial myself

It makes me wonder if this world is plastic

A-woah-woah you're really artificial

It's officially official!

You know that girl she's out of touch

So squeaky, freaky, and I'm thinking

That she may be too much

And she's a genius did you know?

And yeah, I'm sure she really cares about you

It's officially official

Kiss those plastic lips!