Señorita, tasty mamacita

Tell me baby, what's your name

Oh Conchita, won't you have a seat-a

Tell me baby, who's to blame?

I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong

My body's shakin' out of control

His name is Larry, oh he's really scary

Drinkin' at the fuckin' bar

Tap his shoulder, muscles like a boulder

Tell him that's he's gone too far

He laughs and tells me to fuckin' fuck myself

Now my blood is boilin' over my soul

Hey!

[JB] I'm sorry, I didn't hear that

Did you just tell me to fuckin' fuck myself?

[Larry] Yeah

[JB] Well I'm telling you to step outside

[Larry] Oh really?

[JB] Yeah, we got some things to talk about

A little lady named Conchita

[Larry] Hey!

[JB] Yeah, you harmed her

[Larry] What? Who said? Who are you?

[JB] Yeah, fuck you you piece of shit

When my fist connects at Larry, falls down to the ground

I see he's cut me with a bottle

My pistol rises, cause it's time to double down

Larry runs, I chase him out full-throttle

Dónde estás mi horse? ¡Allí!

Dígame, ¿donde estas Larry? ¿Alli?

¿En las montañas? ¿Donde, en el cañon?

Muy bien, ¿Coldwater Cañon?

Andale, hey, ha, ha

[Larry]

Ah, te llamo mi Conchita

Yo tengo hambre para tu boca

Mira mi cara

Soy el fuego para tu beso

Mi amor

Watchin' Larry in his sanctuary thinkin' that he got away

With Conchita, oh my mamacita, kissing him upon the face

I fuckin' rue the day that I fought for you

Now my mind is spinnin' out of control

Ah I'm sorry mamacita

Oh my little señorita

I ¿? señorita