Now you're very much like your mother

And that's a natural fact

But you couldn't look much like your brother's wife

Or anyone like that

And you don't look much like your sister

'Cause she's all big and fat

But don't breath a word to your mean old dad

'Cause I'll be coming back

I'm coming home to see you early in the morning

I'll be around and on the first train today

I'm coming home to see you while day's dawning

All aboard, all aboard

Put on some fancy clothes and meet me at the station

Make sure I don't mistake you for your sister Jane

Don't want to see you with your goddamn relations

That's all for now, I'll se you, ciao