Half a day behind

And miles away

I'm on a beach

The only one around

I know who can't

Enjoy the heat

I bought the postcard

Now I have to write the words

I left the country

There's a chance you may have heard

Grand Cayman is great

Of course it is

Weather like this

Living is great

Of course it is

What else did you think

What else did you think

I said I want a man

And not a boy

You left the room

The Caribbean sun

So leaves me cold

You never do

I want to see you

Even want to see you bleed

I can't believe I paid for this

There's nothing here I need!

Grand Cayman is great

Of course it is

Weather like this

Living is great

Of course it is

What else did you think

What else did you think