Starin' at the boob tube, turnin' on the big knob

Tryin' to find some life in the waste land

Fin'ly found a program, gonna deal with Mary Jane

Ready for a trip into hate land

Obnoxious Joe comes on the screen

Along with his guest self-righteous Sam

And one more guy who doesn't count

His hair and clothes are too far out

While pushin' back his glasses Sam is sayin' casually

"I was elected by the masses"

And with that in mind he starts to unwind

A vicious attack on the finest of grasses

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty

Don't step on the grass, Sam

And it will ruin our fair country

Don't be such an ass, Sam

Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny

You're so full of bull, Sam

All will pay that disagree with me

Please give up you already lost the fight, alright

Misinformation Sam and Joe

Are feeding to the nation

But the one who didn't count counted them out

By exposing all their false quotations

Faced by a very awkward situation

This is all he'd say to save the day

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty

Don't step on the grass, Sam

And it will ruin our fair country

Don't be such an ass, Sam

Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny

You're so full of bull, Sam

All will pay that disagree with me

Please give up you already lost the fight alright

You waste my coin Sam, all you can

To jail my fellow man

For smoking all the noble weed

You need much more than him

You've been telling lies so long

Some believe they're true

So they close their eyes to things

You have no right to do

Just as soon as you are gone

Hope will start to climb

Please don't stay around too long

You're wasting precious time

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty

Don't step on the grass, Sam

And it will ruin our fair country

Don't be such an ass, Sam

Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny

You're so full of bull, Sam

All will pay that disagree with me

Please give up you already lost the fight, alright