Hey now eddie all covered in confetti

C'mon over here and gimme some of your spaghetti

Hey now ed you big biscuit head

Stop cracking your toes and get your pig out my bed

Hey now mack with your head in a crack

Your body in a bag and your flamingo in a sack

Hey now chester you big baby bester

Who cuts your clothes the butcher or the jester?

Biscuit head why you have a biscuit head

Biscuit head a noteworthy biscuit head

Hey now mabel why you looking for a label

I hope that uou don't get eaten in the fable

Hey now nellie with an anchor on your belly

Shall I compare peanut butter to your jelly

Hey now fellow rocker you're such a good talker

Can't chew gum and rockefeller from your locker

Hey now bill did you get your fill

C'mon up the stairs come up and sign your will

Biscuit head you got a double decker biscuit head

It's got you all laid up in bed