My baby's nice, she's so polite

Said, "Please" when she ask me stay the night

She's around the house and she love me so real

She pickin' up a little bit of my rising, rising dough

Good lordy, God, my gosh, almighty

Her booty fine and it's trimmed so tidy

Horseradish, mama, just a smidgen

Spend a whole lotta time peekin' into

Your big old kitchen fridge

Gotta love it, that's my duty

She gotta big, fat, funky booty

Not above it, makes me moody

Whole mess of big, fat, funky booty

Waoh, sweet sugar plum

I'm crippled, blind, a little deaf and dumb

It's wonderful, could I get a little more?

'Cause it's about as wide as my big old garage door when

We're in bed and it's late at night, oh

She put her arms around me and she hold me tight

And I say, "No baby, no baby, no"

But I sure could use a lil' bit of your booty though

Gotta love it, it's my duty

She gotta big fat funky booty

Not above it, makes me moody

Whole mess of big fat funky booty

My baby's nice, she's so polite

Said, "Please" when she ask me stay the night

She's around the house, she love me so

She pickin' up a little bit of my rising dough

Good lordy, God, my gosh, almighty

Her booty fine and it's trimmed so tidy

Horseradish, mama, just a smidge

Spend a whole lotta time peekin' into

Your big old kitchen fridge

Gotta love it, it's my duty

She gotta big, fat, funky booty

Not above it, makes me moody

Whole mess of big, fat, funky booty

Gotta love it, it's my duty

She gotta big, fat, funky booty

Not above it, makes me moody

Whole mess of big, fat, funky booty, yeah

Gotta love it