Don't you want to be

A personality

An ocean in the sea

But you'll never make it if you can't shake

So don't mistake it, just try and fake it

And I want you to know

You don't have far to go

So we'll use all your dough

To buy new clothes and see what flows

And powder your nose for photos

You're almost on your way

To popularity

And we'll teach you to play

With icy stare and punk rock hair

And beatnik flare, we'll take you there

'Cause there's nobody else like you

And we sure care just what you're doing

After we have gone our separate ways

Hey, yeah, yeah

So don't you want to be

A big time entity

Your place in history

But don't be scared of what we said

'Cause there's no end to being your friend

But wait out in the hall

We just received a call

We'll have to dump you all

But don't you try and pass us by

'Cause we own you until we're through

And there's so many round like you

And we don't care just what you're doing

After we have gone our separate ways

Hey, yeah, yeah