Man there's so much stuff up here

A quarter pound of lean ideas

Half a pound of dirty jokes

One pound of non-essential quotes

It's where the dreamin' starts, upstairs

It's where the jokin' starts, upstairs

You got some small ideas, upstairs

You got some big ideas, upstairs

It's where you calculate, it's where you speculate

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of my head?

You are low on foreign words

Better meet a foreign girl

Take the foreign girl upstairs

And learn a lot of foreign words

A little enchante, upstairs

A little hey, ole, upstairs

Ich heisse Billy Boy, upstairs

A little soya sauce, upstairs

You got some big ideas, you got some big ideas

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of my head?

Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs

When you want the art to start

You cue the left side and the art will

Start to flow and flow and flow

And leave a stain on all your carpets

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of my head?

Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs

When you want the intellect

You cue the right side and you can

Collect the Nobel Prize in person

Or have someone mail it to you

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of my head?

Upstairs, upstairs

Crammed with common phobias

Still, it's a Utopia

This is where you kill a guy

And you know he's still alive

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of my head?

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of my head?

That's when the cleanin' starts

Hey, that's when the cleanin' starts

Ooh, that's when the cleanin' starts

Yeah, that's when the cleanin' starts

Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs

Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs

Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs