Harry, it's good of you to stay

Hear every word I say

And not just duck away

God, these drinks are something warm and watered down

Barkeep, how 'bout some ice

Hey, Harry sit back down

Say, that little thing there's fine from behind

They all look good after three or four,

So drink Harry, drink Harry,

Drink 'til you can't see no more

Of anything, no more of anything

Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't see no

more

For months, for years,

Tits were once a source of fun and games at home

And now she says, tits are only there to feed our

little Joe

So that he'll grow

Harry, it's really rough at home

I've caught her on the phone

Hey, who's that on the phone?

"Oh, that's no one dear",

The standard sort of line

Harry, you know me well,

You know that I'm not blind

Hey, you ain't been drinking

Don't you know I'm buying?

They all taste good after three or four

So drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't drink

no more

Of anything, no more of anything

Drink Harry, drink 'til you can't drink no more

How well I know

Tits were only there for fun and games at home

And now she says, tits are only there to feed our

little Joe

So that he'll grow

God, the room is spinning round

Hey, drive me home old pal

God, you sure get around

Harry, I know it's you who's breaking up my home

Harry, don't say a word, just drop me off at home

Harry, forgive me Harry, let's have just one more

It's all so good after three or four

It's all so good after three or four

It's all so good after three or four

So let's drink Harry, drink 'til we can't drink no more

Of anything, no more of anything

Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til we can't drink no

more

How well I know

Tits were once a source of fun and games at home

And now she says, tits are only there to feed our

little Joe

So that he'll grow into a man

So let's drink Harry, drink 'til we can't see no more