There's a riot in Room 42

It was chemistry, now it's a zoo

And they kicked out the teacher, Miss Prune

Tuned the heat up to one hundred two

Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan and Jane

Now they're ripping their shirts and their tights

Now they're swinging from fluorescent lights

Look at Bob, he was getting straight A's

Who's he carrying 'round on his face?

Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan and Jane

Now they've called in the men wearing blue

There's a cameraman from Channel 2

On the news at 11 does Edgar Rice Burroughs

Get royalties on local news

Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan and Jane

Well, tomorrow at 7:04

As the principal says, "Shut the door"

They'll be 25 Tarzans and 25 Janes

And a chimp from Zoology 4

Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan and Jane