Fog matters to you and me

But it can't touch Sherlock Holmes

Dogs bark and he knows their breed

And knows where they went last night

Knows their masters too

Oh baby, hold me tight

Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes

Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes

Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes

Stay, don't give me that same old act

I can call in Sherlock Holmes

He'll want your biography

And pictures of you in lace

And satin looking great

Oh baby, hold me tight

Spend the night with Sherlock Holmes

Hold me tight like Sherlock Holmes

Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes

Do you want to have fun?

Do you want a good time?

Do you want me to laugh?

Do you want me to cry

Do you want me to dance?

Do you want me to sing?

Do you want me to joke?

Should I be more like him?

I can dance like Sherlock Holmes

I can sing like Sherlock Holmes

But can't be Sherlock Holmes

I can dance like Sherlock Holmes

I can sing like Sherlock Holmes

But can't be Sherlock Holmes