I don't know why you treat me this way

I'm a sensitive guy and I'm really in pain

But you're cool to the point of saying "no dice"

Well, I'll never accept it, never accept it

Just think it over tonite

Just think it over for one more nite (oh)

Please baby please

Can't ya treat me better

Please baby please

Can't ya treat me better

I've been making a fool of myself

As the corniest guy in all of L.A.

Sending flowers and candy, the things I detest

But I gotta impress you, gotta impress you

All the things that I've tried

Are all the things that I once despised (oh)

No one's worth all the stuff I go through

Only you, only you, only you, only you

You no speakee the language when I get near

And I'm losin' it fast, I'm gettin' weird