While the symphony played

I was starting to fade

'Til I woke with a cymbal crash

I turned to my right

You were gone, that's all right

These Platonic things are a burn

I walked out on the street

While the big city lights

Tried to sell me on a way of life

That I was already living

Well, a limousine longer than

The Golden Gate Bridge

Pulled up alongside me at the curb

All the glass was blacked out

So I knew there was somebody

Very important in there

Then the door opened up

And a blonde in the shadows said,

"Get inside."

And of course, I got inside

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Madonna, is that really you

Madonna, whatcha gonna do

Feelings only you can have

Never in the photograph

Feelings only you can have

Well, she took me back to her penthouse

And showed me all of her platinum records

And of course there were a lot

Then we sat on the sofa

And she turned on a classical station

But the reception was poor

And we sat there and talked

And talked a little more

And one things led to another

As they often do in these situations

All the stars are shining tonight for me

All the stars are shining tonight glory be

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In the morning

She fixed me a continental breakfast

And then she said, "Well, good-bye."

And I said, "Can I see you again?"

And she said, "No."

And I said, "Well, goodbye."

And I never told anyone about this

'Cause after all

It's none of their business what she or I did