All I want is a Meyer girl to smother me with love

dressed in black. She could break my back

Thats all Im dreaming of

Theyre beautiful,bountiful, tough as nails and cruel,ohhh

all I need is a Meyer girl and my hands would be full

All I want is a Meyer girl to plaster upon my walls

turn me on,far beyond

The Valley of the Dolls

The Carrie nation's domination; Kelly,Casey,Pet.

All I need is a Meyer girl, the best one I can get

All I want is a Meyer girl to blacken both my eyes

dripping wet, in a red Corvette

to run down all those other guys

Theyre wonderful,two hands full,

who could ask for more,ohhh

All I need is a Meyer girl

But Meyer's got em all