Let me tell you bout the in and outs of love

Let me tell you about a bit of push and shove

Let me tell you when the hooded terror strikes (wo oh)

Like he just even picks at everything he likes

Doesn't matter if you're naturally one way

Doesn't matter if you're actually, well gay

There's nothing like it when sensations coincide

Hidden mysteries that flies can never hide

Oh when I'm dancing

Oh when I'm dancing

Oh I ain't fighting with you no more

Oh when I'm dancing

Oh when I'm dancing

Oh I ain't fighting with you no more

Let me tell you bout the up and down romances

Let me tell you how the bad girl makes advances

Let me tell you when the hooded terror strikes

He's a ladykillier, doing what he likes

Oh when I'm dancing

Oh when I'm dancing

Oh I ain't fighting with you no more

Oh when I'm dancing

Oh when I'm dancing

Oh I ain't fighting with you no more

There's nothing like it when frustrations are relieved (oh ho)

And when fantasy ambitions are achieved

Oh when I'm dancing

Oh when I'm dancing

Oh I ain't fighting with you no more

Oh when I'm dancing

Oh when I'm dancing

Oh I ain't fighting with you no more

When I'm when I'm dancing, [etc]

(I hate dancin'!)