My friend Stan's got a funny old man

Oh yeah, oh yeah

He makes him work all night 'till he can't do it right

Oh yeah, aha

And from the way you blacked my eye

I know that you're the reason why

And from the way you fixed his tie

I see you're gettin' to him, gettin' to him

My friend Jack's got an ache in his back

Ooohooo, oh yeah

The Doc said he'd be fine, if he'd just take his time

Ohoho, ooohooo

And from the way you blacked my eye

I know that you're the reason why

And from the way you fixed his tie

I see you're gettin' to him, you been gettin' to him

Kick it!

And from the way you blacked my eye

I know that you're the reason why

And from the way you fixed his tie

I see you're gettin' to him, you been gettin' to him

My friend Pete says his body is weak

Oh yeah, aha

He told me he can't sleep and his temperature's steep

Oh yeah, oho

And from the way you blacked my eye

I know that you're the reason why

And from the way you fixed his tie

I see you're gettin' to him, you been gettin'to him

You been gettin' to him

You been gettin' to him

Oh yeah