Mama, I wanna grow up to be a drunk

Sit around, watch TV and pick my feet

I wanna be pissed off and jealous of any

Who’s successful and complain that I can’t keep a job!

I’m not human, not human, I’m special

I’m not human, not human, so special

I wanna be white trash

Sit around on my fat ass

So many hours in the day

To piss my life away

I wanna be white trash

Sit around on my fat ass

So many hours in the day

To piss my life away

My sister, she’s got 3 babies

But she don’t remember who their daddy is

She was on Girls Gone Wild showin’ her stuff

Now she’s a porn star, we’re so proud of her

She’s not human, not human, she’s special

She’s not human, not human, so special

I wanna be white trash

Sit around on my fat ass

So many hours in the day

To piss my life away

I wanna be white trash

Sit around on my fat ass

So many hours in the day

To piss my life away

I wanna be white trash

Sit around on my fat ass

So many hours in the day

To piss my life away

I wanna be white trash

Sit around on my fat ass

So many hours in the day

To piss my life away

What that, you’re looking for a donation?

Save the whales, feed the children?

Feed the children to the whales

I’m savin’ up for a big screen TV!