Why don't you look at the price I'm paying

Walk in, take a look inside

I've moved back the tables and the chairs to the wall

The valuable thing I've had to hide

Open up the red box

Come on open it up

Open up the red box

Come on open it up

Peer in, looking for that crasher again

You ruined Terry's party last night

An overweight greasy little man with a mouth

That opens more than now and again

Open up the red box

Come on open it up

Open up the red box

Come on open it up

Something good must have happened to you

If you would let it happen to you

If you could let it happen to you

Something good would have happened

Lopez I hate you for the state you're in

Lopez your hair it washes out, it washes in

You ropey little fat boy Lopez

Come on get lost

Open up the red box

Come on open it up

Open up the red box

Come on open it up

Something good must have happened to you

If you would let it happen to you

If you could let it happen to you

Something good would have happened

I'm out of my head