You set the standard for everyone

the standard to avoid

and yet you're hogging the spotlight again

and everyone is annoyed

your affectations are obvious

the trends so easily seen

another martyr is nailed to the swatch

the fantasy is obscene

You're a prop, you're a prop

you're a fuckin' laughingstock

You're a prop, you're a prop

this charade has got to stop

Got to stop, got to stop, got to stop

So go out and let them know

who's the big man of the show

who's the piss-ant livin' large

who's the no-one takin' charge

will you be seen in the scene

does your rep still come up squeaky clean

will you be seen in the scene that hates you

mocks you, mocks you, they're mocking you

At the top, at the top, laughingstock is at the top

at the top, at the top, number one

he's got the spot

shit list, shit list, tops the list, so go out

and let them know

who's the big man of the show

who's the piss-ant livin' large

who's the nothing takin' charge

will you be seen in the scene

does your rep still come up squeaky clean

will you be seen in the scene that hates you

mocks you, mocks you, they always mock you

you're a prop, you're a prop

Laughingstock

gets no props, gets no props

Laughingstock

got to stop, got to stop, got to stop