There's sand in my hair from the wind and the sea

I've just come up from Brighton

Don't mean nuffin' to me

Did you go to Newbury?

Did you climb a tree?

I've just come up from Brighton

Don't mean nuffin' to me

You trainspotter, you got to give it up

Trainspotter, I wish you'd all shut up

Trainspotter, you got to give it up

Trainspotter, I wish you'd all shut up

There's needles in the kitchen

And there's chocolate on the floor

Someone's in the dustbin and I can't take anymore

I'm talking to my brother

Who keeps calling me a muther

I've just come down from London

Don't mean nuffin' to me

Trainspotter, can't take any more

Trainspotter, you're such a fucking bore

Trainspotter, why don't you give it up

Trainspotter, I wish you'd all shut up

Oh there's sand in my hair from the wind and the sea

I've just come up from Brighton

Don't mean nuffin' to me

Did you go to Newbury?

Did you climb a tree?

I've just come up from Brighton

Don't mean nuffin' to me

You trainspotter, you got to give it up

Trainspotter, I wish you'd all shut up

Trainspotter, you got to give it up

Trainspotter, I wish you'd all shut up