I knew a girl who was always so alone

Her broken heart lay beneath her silicone

Night after night, she would look for Mr. Right

Try as she might, she would spend a lonely night

And so she sat there alone

With her bottle and phone

But let me make this clear

There was No One Here who cared

I knew a boy who was always so alone

His broken heart lay buried in his soul

Day after day, he would look for her to smile

Day after day, he would only see her cry

And so he sat there alone

With his bottle and phone

But let me make this clear

There was No One Here who cared

And so they sat there alone

With their bottles and phones

But let me make it clear for everyone to hear

There was No One Here who cared