we like pizza but she doesn't eat the crust

i love her and she loves everyone

she said she likes my band

but i don't even like my band

i love her and she loves everyone

everyone

i saw her kiss him last night,

i'm sick now

(but it's just a little cold)

scott's a dork (whoa whoa)

scott's a dork (whoa whoa)

when i say "i give up" it just means

i am going to try again she loves me

and i love everyone

i was kissin' her

but she was wishin' it was

him she loves me and i love everyone

everyone

they told her, about you and me

she's mad now

(but she'll get over it)

scott's a dork (whoa whoa)

scott's a dork (whoa whoa)

dork (repeat multiple times)

you'd think that

after all this time

she'd change but,

she didn't

scott's a dork (whoa whoa)

scott's a dork (whoa whoa)