1. Warlocks in wonderland

I've got a megatropolis in my hand

And a... subterranean marching band

Making noise for the boys in the Vatican

And a

2. A little package and off we go

Oh... ticky ticky tackita tic tac toe

I know... everybody's Eskimo

We've got another thing coming

And that's our show... well

R: Every night I go looking for you

Everyone in the world adores you

A little pocket of something kind

To find your reason

Coming up and it everyday for

Look at me and it\'s what I stay for

A little locket of fantasy

That we believe in

3. Lilacs and contraband

I've got Santa Monica in my hand

A little... Beatle mania when I can

And I've got two big bags of old Japan

4. Ring side and blow by blow

Another... main event at the old rainbow

We're comin'... Right on top of the tupelo

When she looks just like Brigitte Bardot

R: Every night I go...

*: Make a deal with Uncle Weezer

Sign your name to claim

China Chow will try to please her

Sweetness came from Jane

5. Warlocks in wonderland

I've gotta... Rockapotomus in my hand

With a... Happy ending that's made of sand

With a little bit of lovin' is all I can

R: (2x)