1. I've got a mellowship, I've got a fellowship

I've got a non stop "Yo Swan" hello chip

Born to adore the big bad bison

A thunderstorm and a man like Tyson

Popcorn, peanuts, lookin' at big butts

No I cannot keep my mouth shut

Rockin' to the beat of the fabulous Forum

My Lakers, I adore 'em

Blush my lady when I tell her

That I do indeed love to smell her

Sopping wet your pink umbrella

Do the dog with Isabella

I'm so in love, yes with an artist

Imagination, he's the smartest

A Robert Williams stroke and splatter

I attest to your gray matter

Living kings, how true it rings

These are just a few of my favorite things

R. Good God, where's my sleigh now?

Good God, playing for days now

Good God, well anyday now

Good God, take me away now

Good God, the purple haze now

Good God, the baddest of brains now

Good God, well anyday now

Good God, ridin' my sleigh now

2. Being that I'm the duke of my domain

My hat goes off to Mark Twain

Singing a song about what true men don't do

Killing another creature that's kind of blue

Writing about the world of the wild coyote

A good man Truman Capote

Talking about my thoughts 'cause they must grow

Cock my brain to shoot my load

I'm on my porch 'cause I lost my house key

Pick up my book I read Bukowski

Can I get another kiss from you ?

Kiss me right here on my tattoo

R: Good God, where's my sleigh now?

Good God, playing for days now

Good God, well anyday now

Good God, take me away now

Good God, DeNiro's insane now

Good God, rackin' my brain now

Good God, well anyday now

Good God, take me away now

Take me away

3. Me, my friends and the sex machine

Do unto others like my brother Bean

I know you've got a mother

So give her a hug

I know you've got a mother

With a whole lot of love

Billy sings and Basie swings

These are just a few of my favorite things (x3)

These are just a few... Whoa!