Diplomatic Washing machine

climb down from cloud cuckoo land

Dish this dirt for senile convert

Clean living as in the adverts

CHORUS

And in this brave new world

Proud is the Philistine

And in this brave new world

Who needs the sun to shine

Dig this grave, don't make no waves

Fairy tales and stagnant pools

YOu call this living, well I call you fool

This ideal vision propped up on a astool

CHORUS

Blank cheques-prosperity

What do you want, what do you want from me

I'm ever so sorry-I'm ever so sorry

I can't help you-I can't even help me

CHORUS

And proud is that mirror of mine