I wish I had a taco with plenty of hot sauce

but all that I've got is a box of crackers.

I wish I had a pizza with mushrooms and sausage

but all that I've got is a jar of mayonniase.

The fridge is so empty

Good food is so tempting

I've got three more days

'Til I get paid.

Take away my suffering

I can't go on

With things this way

There's only so much that I can take...

of eating Ramen noodles

I wish I had a waffle

All yummy and covered with

syrup and butter and fresh strawberries.

I wish I had an omelet

the kind that you stop just to get at Ihop

With some hash browns and coffee.

The fridge is so empty

Good food is so tempting

I've got two more days

'Til I get paid.

Take away my suffering

I can't go on

With things this way

There's only so much that I can take...

Of eating dry Cheerios.

Ok there's gotta be something to eat here.

Let's see... bag of spaghetti, no tomato sauce.

Lots of taco shells but no ground beef

And a box of baking soda.

I CANNOT eat that... or can I?

SPOT ME FOR LUNCH! SPOT ME FOR LUNCH! SPOT ME FOR

LUNCH! I'LL PAY YOU BACK ON FRIDAY!

SPOT ME FOR LUNCH! SPOT ME FOR LUNCH! SPOT ME FOR

LUNCH! I'LL PAY YOU BACK REAL SOON!

I wish I had some ice cream

With plenty of chocolate syrup on top

and maybe whipped cream

Aww, man that sounds SO good right now...