There's too many women and not enough wine

Too many poets and not enough rhyme

Too many glasses and not enough time

Draw your own conclusions

My old dog's a good old dog

My old man's a silly old sod

The human face is a terrible place

Choose your own examples

Went to the river, but I could not swim

Knew I'd drown if I went in

Lost my faith in a terrible race

Rest-in-peace hereafter