Bringing home the bacon,

Tender juicy steaks

Breast-fed baby dumpling

Gobbling up the cakes

Milk-fed baby dumpling,

Slobbering, goo-faced, mean

Wet-nursed sour purse spot face,

Blubbering in the cream

Emperor baby dumpling,

Loaded, bloated curse

Mighty baby dumpling,

Stuffing 'til he bursts