he wakes up early to watch regis at nine

his summer clothes are of the finest design

his ethnic maid will serve him breakfast in bed

he likes to travel but lives at club med

i've got:

pain and problems on my mind

you see i'm wasting time

i've past my prime

see the world unwind

take these eyes and leave me blind

life isn't kind - can you picture this?

he's got six cars and had seven wives

who shared the greed with him all of their lives

life is a peach but sometimes it's the pits

while on top of cash mountain he sits