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She feeds her face with cheddar balls

As my brain cells start to pop

She licks her fingers, stares away

Her IQ slowly drops

I pry my eyes as best I can

From that big electric stain

She feeds her face with cheddar balls

And crams more nonsense in her brain

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Just when I thought I'd seen it all

They pull a cretin from the shelves

And flash that filth under their nails

To make us feel better about ourselves

As they ooze across the screen

Like a pustule gutter troll ...

We fill our coffers full of gold

And praise the seal of a Asshole

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Moron TV

There's got to be more on TV

There's got to be more on TV

Than just Moron TV

Moron TV

There's got to be more on TV

There's got to be more on TV

Than just Moron TV

Moron TV

There's got to be more on TV

There's got to be more on TV

Than just Moron TV

Well that one's fit for a sex tape

Well that one's fit for a dad

Well that one had more babies

Than anyone's ever had

That one married a rock star

That made all little girls squeal

And that one want to be president

Cause she's got more eye appeal

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Moron TV

There's got to be more on TV

There's got to be more on TV

Than just Moron TV

Moron TV

There's got to be more on TV

There's got to be more on TV

Than just

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